Funny crossbreeds

Pointer
+
Setter
=
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

*******************************************************

Kerry Blue Terrier
+
Skye Terrier
=
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

*******************************************************

Great Pyrenees
+
Dachshund
=
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

*******************************************************

Pekingnese
+
Lhasa Apso
=
Peekasso, an abstract dog

*******************************************************

Irish Water Spaniel
+
English Springer Spaniel
=
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

*******************************************************

Labrador Retriever
+
Curly Coated Retriever
=
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

*******************************************************

Newfoundland
+
Basset Hound
=
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

*******************************************************

Terrier
+
Bulldog
=
Terribull, a dog prone to awful mistakes

*******************************************************

Bloodhound
+
Labrador
=
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

*******************************************************

Malamute
+
Pointer
=
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

*******************************************************

Collie
+
Malamute
=
Commute, a dog that travels to work

*******************************************************

Deerhound
+
Terrier
=
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

*******************************************************

Cocker Spaniel
+
Rottweiller
=
Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband

*******************************************************

Bull Terrier
+
Shitzu
=
Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed

*******************************************************

Sheepdog
+
Rose
=
Collie-flower

*******************************************************

Dog
+
Concorde
=
Jet setter

*******************************************************

Dog
+
Giraffe
=
Animal that barks at low flying aircraft

*******************************************************

Dog
+
Cheetah
=
Dog that chases cars - and catches them

*******************************************************

Dog
+
Lion
=
Terrified postman

*******************************************************

Rottweiller
+
Hyena
=
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs

*******************************************************

Dog
+
Blind mole
=
Dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree

*******************************************************

2 young dogs
+
Pair of headphones
=
Hush puppies

*******************************************************

Cocker spaniel
+
Poodle
+
Rooster
=
Cockerpoodledoo

*******************************************************

Gun dog
+
Telephone
=
Golden receiver

*******************************************************

Australian dog
+
Beatle
=
Dingo Starr

*******************************************************

Sheepdog
+
Jelly
=
Collie wobbles

*******************************************************

Dog
+
Frog
=
Dog that can lick you from the other side of the road

*******************************************************

Dog
+
Skunk
=
Rid of the dog

*******************************************************

Rottweiller
+
Computer
=
Computer with a lot of bites

*******************************************************

Dog
+
Kangaroo
=
Dog that has somewhere to put its own lead

*******************************************************

Dog
+
Sheep
=
Sheep that can round itself up

*******************************************************

Read more!